In Philadelphia, a court as ruled that a "animal rights" organization has to stay at least 50 feet away from the restaurant that is hosting Bastille Day festivities. Now this is an organization that wants everyone to go vegan and dictate what restaurants can and cannot serve. But that is not what is interesting - after all they are just another delusional "animal rights" organization - they are hundreds of those. Its the name. "Hugs for Puppies". Doesn't it sound all cute and non-threatening? Even the website has a cute little puppy. Awwww. Which gives me ideas for how the Bush administration to improve its image. They should start renaming offices of the government with new names. The CIA should now be "Cuddles for Kittens" . The TSA? Can't go wrong with "Blueskies and Bunnies". Airport security checkpoints could be manned by officials in bunny outfits with light blue guns.
via hunger artist